(an illistrated guide)

i live in a house with 5 other people.

They are all somewhat imbalanced.

First there's Jack.

Jack thinks that he's the Living God Ammon Ra.

i think he's probably right. As a Living God though, he has no powers, though once i think he tried to have a battle with a sky god and failed.

As more time passes, however, i think he's more like a raving madman.

Andy is like a Solopsistic Freudian wet dream. The Id incarnate.

He looks like a donkey.

The back of the house is like a primate isolation study.

On one side there's the Wonder Twins.

They very rarely leave their room, and they very rarely leave one another's side.

As time has progressed, they have grown to look more and more like each other. i and the other members of the household are deeply alarmed by this phenomenon.

We have plans to leave a bucket and a monkey outside of their door.

On the other side is Matt. For a long time, all we ever saw of Matt was his door.

He leaves the house but once a week, during the wee hours of the morning to buy Ramen noodles in mass quantities.

He's sort of like a Troll. He's definitely like a sociopath.