Sara Chrenen is working on the short version, but for now here's a really short version.
Vader is hiding Luke, not the Rebels.
Leia is working with Vader and knows Luke is his son
Kenobi called out the hit on Owen and Baru
Luke believes he is a Jedi because of Kenobi's hypnotic suggestions
The Force cannot be used to move objects telekinetically
Luke does not talk to ghosts.
Luke does not train with Yoda (Yoda may in fact be long dead)
Jabba the Hutt is not a gangster, but may be the royal ruler of Tatooine.
Leia is NOT Luke's sister. Luke has no sister, he pulls a Jedi mind trick on Leia.
Luke joins Vader - he only recants when he realizes that the Death Star is going to be destroyed.
Star Wars---Empire Strikes Back---Return of the Jedi
Phantom Menace---Attack of the Clones---Revenge of the Sith